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Mom: I’m going now, I want the house clean when I’m back in 2 hours.
You: Yeah, sure thing.
Next hour and a half…
And then your mom calls to say she’ll be home in 15 minutes…
Get the Best Medicine here :)
(Source: sporksundwaffles)
REBLOG IF: You hold your breath when you see a smoker come near you.
I do it for 3 reasons..
1. It stinks
2. Its not healthy
3. To make them feel bad
(Source: uniquecole)
I swear, bitches need to learn if a man is taken, back the fuck off and stop tryna be a homewrecker. k thanks.
Stop embarrassing yourself cause you just look stupid chasing after someone thats already taken. You’re just salts since you can’t have a good thing.
